Doing nothing since 2016
Headquartered in... Well, we're not sure. Does it matter?
Contact
➤ LOCATION
Somewhere on a map
☎ CONTACT
asylum@twolunatics.com
(480) 485-2639
Things we do
iMessages Sticker Packs (MOSTLY)
So far, we just do sticker packs for sports fans and their Apple®'s iMessages® apps on iOS® 10 and macOS® Sierra (we're not completely sure where to put all those ®'s back there; suffice it to say Apple owns the registered trademarks for all that stuff back there over there. We're just a tiny sucker-fish on the giant money-whale that is Apple®).
Check out this sampling of our first sticker pack:
Other things we might do (or not)
MUSIC
Nope, don't do music.
ART LITIGATION
We don't even know what this means.
TELEVISION, FILM, & THEATRE
One of us works on TV shows you've seen.
BUSINESS STRATEGY
We can certainly strategize about business, but we wouldn't trust us to do that for your organization.
DIGITAL MEDIA & TECHNOLOGY
The other lunatic has been in IT for well over 30 years.
FASHION, APPAREL & TEXTILES
We're the opposite end of the scale from fashionable. Don't ask us about these topics at all. Seriously.
“I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”
Let's Chat.
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For job opportunities, please email us your resume. We’re always looking for new and exceptional talent to lead the firm into uncharted fields of practice.